1.Did you hear about a new disease called
"BEAUTIFUL" ?
I think you're infected !😍
2.Do you know what I did last night?
I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.😘❤️
5.Are you a broom?
If you were a vegetable you would be a cute cumber
32.Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait until they are over my shoulder.
41.Man: Do you have any sultanas?
I think you're infected !😍
2.Do you know what I did last night?
I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.😘❤️
3.Hey, my name's Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
4.Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
Because you've swept me off my feet.
6.Do you have a Band-Aid?
I scraped my knee falling for you.
7.I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
8.Who doesn't love a good magic trick 😏 🤙 📲
Ready for a magic trick? Give me your phone, and I'll make my number appear.
Ready for a magic trick? Give me your phone, and I'll make my number appear.
9.To quote the poet Katy Perry,
"You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream."
10.Holy smokes girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure.
11.You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.😌
12.My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
13.Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
14.You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
15.We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
16.Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
17.Are u airpod
because i wanna listen to u all night💕
18.There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It doesn't have your number in it.
19.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
20.Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
21.I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
22.Girl do you know what I wanna become? A astronaut! Because the next place I am gonna visit is Uranus
23.Damn. Girl do u like math cuz i wanna add u to my life, subtract ur clothes, divide ur legs and multiply ourselves.
24.I think you may have kidney stones, because your body rocks.
25.Are you today’s date? Cuz u a 10/10
26.You got a phone in your back pocket? ‘Cause that ass is calling me
27.If spider bite u you will become spider man.....can u bite me so that I can be ur man.
28.Are you a sea lion?
Because I sure can sea you lion beside me in my bed later on.
29.I would tell you a joke about my member but it is far too long.
30.When someone says to you
"Do you have the time?" respond with "Do you have the energy"
"Do you have a match?" respond with "I have the perfect match, me and you"
31.If you were a fruit, you would be a FINEapple.
If you were a vegetable you would be a cute cumber
32.Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait until they are over my shoulder.
33.Do you want to see what an Australian kiss is?
It is like a normal one but down under.
34.Are your parents terrorists?
Because you the bomb baby.
35.I'm not a weatherman, but you can definitely expect at least 3 inches tonight.
36.Are you a maple tree?
Because I would definitely tap that.
37.I just cant wait until this Covid business is over.
So I can ditch this mask and you can have your seat back.
38.Check the label on the girls shirt and say the ever classic "Just as I thought, made in heaven". When she looks disappointed at your lame effort and starts to ignore you just say "you know what? one day your kids are going to come up to me and ask, daddy, how did you meet mommy? and I am going to have to tell them what a bitch you are being right now
39.I'm just like a rollercoaster.
The faster I go the louder you scream.
40.If you keep looking at me like that, I’ll have no choice but to ask you on a date.
41.Man: Do you have any sultanas?
Woman: No, why?
Man: How about a date?
42.You are so gorgeous that you made me forget my pick up line.
43.I’m not an expert at maths, but I’m great with numbers.
How about this, you give me yours and just wait to see what I can do with it.
44.If you were a song, you'd be the best single on the album.
45.You don't sweat much for a fat chick
46.Are you a time traveler 😃 ?
Cause I see you in my future 🐣
47.Am I able to follow you home?
Because I was always taught to follow my dreams.
48.Hey babe, my love is a tidal wave and you're beach front property.
49.Excuse me but are you a guitar 🎸👀 ?
Because I would definitely pick you.
50.Lady: Sorry, I have a boyfriend...
Man: I have a maths test coming up.
Lady: What does that have to do with anything?
Man: Oh, I thought we were naming things that we were going to cheat on.
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